Pattaya Gentleman’s Club Tour

Another Wild One!

The following is a member’s story from a night in Pattaya on the Gentleman’s Club (GC) Tour. Names have been changed to protect the innocent (lol) and the story edited for readability.

Let me tell y’all about another successful gentleman’s club run in Pattaya. You know the kind of night, it started off innocent enough but ended with somebody covered in sweat, booze, and possibly lasagna. This one? A classic. There were three of us: Alex, Jimmy, and myself. Let’s get into it.

Maggie Mays – Jomtien

We kicked things off down in Jomtien at Maggie Mays. It was a small little spot. Kinda dark, nothing too flashy. Alex and I scoped out a couple of girls and settled in. Jimmy, being Jimmy, went for the two girl package deal. He ended up choosing one who didn’t speak a lick of English, so the other girl basically ran the conversation and played interpreter for her friend. I mean, bless his heart, but the man was relying on vibes and hand gestures to get the job done.

Now, veteran move: you never sealed the deal at the first bar. That’s just common sense for you new guys. First stop was for browsing and beers, not buying. So we loaded up into the pussyfoot wagon and headed over to Catflaps.

Catflaps

That joint? Clean, classy, probably the nicest stop on this GC tour. Like clockwork, we each latched on to new girls. Jimmy disappeared into a corner and later told us he got a surprise blowjob. Alex was off hustling some girls at the pool table while I had two little baddies sitting with me, each rubbing up on me like I was a magic lamp.

Buzzin’ Lounge

An hour rolled by before we knew it, so it was time to head off to Buzzin’ Lounge. Realistically, it was just a sports bar across the street from Maggie Mays in Pattaya proper. Alex was still chasing balls on the table, so Jimmy and I said screw it and crossed over early to MM GC. I grabbed this older, skinny chick, nothing remarkable, but she had that petite frame I like. Jimmy grabbed himself another companion, and damn the drinks started flowing!

Eventually, I pulled mine upstairs. We got down to business, and I did my usual doggy switch-up. A few strokes in, I ditched the rubber and went raw to finish strong. I thought we were done, I was wiped… but this girl wasn’t done with me yet. She rolled over, peeled the condom off herself, and practically begged me to go again, raw. Who the hell was I to say no? Still hard, I went in again, wrapped her up in a tight little ball, and pounded away ’til I blew a second time. I was just about ready to collapse when she grabbed my hand, pressed it to her pussy, and said, “Rub.”

Not even a minute in, she exploded, gushing, convulsing, full on porno scene shit. I’m not exaggerating here, just recounting the events of the night. I halfway wished I’d had my phone out, because she was wild, loud, messy, and spent after all that. A winner for sure.

I headed back downstairs and found Jimmy behind the curtain doing his dirty little thing. No happy ending for him, but he looked satisfied enough. Alex eventually showed up, we regrouped, and off we went to Free Willy’s.

Free Willy’s

Now, Free Willy’s was not for the faint of heart. It was raunchy. But I’ll be honest, it was entertaining. This one Filipina chick named Ruby caught our eye. Hot, wild, and clearly into girls. We didn’t get too wild with her, but it was fun just watching her do her thing. Jimmy, on the other hand, landed another BJ and this time, managed to finish. Go Jimmy!

Camel Toe

We ended the night at Camel Toe, land of the MILFs. Free lasagna, more drinks, and more girls. Alex got a front-row seat when Ruby had her shirt yanked up and two girls went to town on her tits. Jealous didn’t even begin to cover it, I missed the whole damn thing.

Fate

It started pouring rain as we rolled out, but our final stop was Fate. We each picked up another girl and waited out the storm in comfort. Best part? I walked out of there with 10 free beers thanks to a lucky draw!

Stay tuned for more real life stories from TIC members.

Stay smart. Stay sharp. And be that guy.

That’s all I got for today.

It’s your boy JC, peace out.

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